• You Are Different and That's Bad
• Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
• Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
• Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
4 comments:
You left off my favorite!
"Mommy and Daddy are getting divorced, and it's all your fault."
That's awesome. And what would be even more awesome woudl be actually writing these, and then submitting them to publishers, and seeing what kind of response you get. It would be a lot of work, but it's amazing the amount of dedication I have to my own entertainment.
I agree that it would be well worth the effort.
Those are excellent. I'd like to see the cover illustrations that go with them.
And the first thing I noticed in that picture is that there is only 1 kid with straight hair (not counting the nearly bald baby). That kid just does not fit in with the rest.
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